Get ready for the most roundhouse-kick-to-the-face episode yet, where we dive into not one, not two, but THREE Jean-Claude Van Damme cinematic fever dreams and spiral off into pure sweaty chaos.
🎬 Double Impact (1991)
Directed by Sheldon Lettich, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme (twice), Bolo Yeung, and Geoffrey Lewis.
JCVD plays both Chad and Alex, twin brothers separated at birth and reunited only to kick the living hell out of everything in sight. We’re talking silk underwear, pink shorts, karate vs. guns, questionable sex scenes, and one of the greatest villain scars in action history.
Also: a lot of split kicks. Like, aggressively horny amounts of split kicks.
🎬 Maximum Risk (1996)
Directed by Ringo Lam, starring JCVD, Natasha Henstridge, and Jean-Hugues Anglade.
This one’s a sweaty Russian bathhouse noir mystery thing… with JCVD in a towel half the time, a lot of vaguely evil mobsters, and a random sex scene that feels like it was scored by a suspense soundtrack by mistake. Also, shoutout to sweaty Russian dude fights and bathhouse towel physics, which defy the laws of science.
🎬 Double Team (1997)
Directed by Tsui Hark, starring JCVD, Dennis Rodman, and Mickey Rourke (who trained like a beast and then got kicked in a landmine-filled coliseum by a Belgian in tight pants).
Highlights include:
- JCVD side-kicking a TIGER in a MINEFIELD inside a COLOSSEUM
- Dennis Rodman delivering one-liners like a glitchy action figure
- A bomb-proof Coke machine that saves lives
- Vending machine physics that would make MythBusters cry
- A villain so jacked he should be illegal
💬 BONUS CHAOS:
- Extended philosophical breakdowns of JCVD’s ass contract clause
- Visor meltdowns, head-height trauma, and Seth Green cosplay from Can’t Hardly Wait
- Kiefer Sutherland spearing a Christmas tree while three sheets to the wind
- “I’m like a snake—if you look into my eyes, I’ll get you in the back” — a quote so powerful, it belongs on a t-shirt and in your ex’s Instagram bio
- Deep debates about Bolo Yeung’s pectoral evolution, high-waisted shorts, and whether Vigo Mortensen’s dong ruined all future action cinema
This episode is less of a podcast and more of a JCVD-fueled fever dream wrapped in silk underwear and kicked directly into your subconscious.
So hit play, grab a drink, and get ready for the dumbest, sweatiest, most kick-ass movie breakdown you never knew you needed.
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