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PRE-ORDER: Dogma “Holy Bartender” Tie dye

Sale price$29.99

Pre-orders are expected to begin shipping in mid-April. Please see our update page to stay in the loop on printing & shipping updates. 

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Important

All items in an order will ship together. Please do a separate order with non pre-order item(s) if you want in stock items to arrive before pre-ordered items.

PRE-ORDER INFO

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A PRE-ORDER ITEM. Shipping is expected to begin within 4-6 weeks from the end of the pre-order date. Printing and shipping updates can be found here.

Product specification

Model
  • Screen printed on 5.3oz, pre-shrunk, 100% cotton tees
  • Unisex sizing
  • Classic fit
  • No two shirts will be exactly alike
  • These may fit small, so consider sizing up if you want a more relaxed fit
Care instructions

Machine wash cold, separately. Tumble dry low.

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Dogma

Dogma (1999), directed by Kevin Smith, is a satirical fantasy-comedy that blends religion, philosophy, and irreverent humor. The story follows Bethany (Linda Fiorentino), a disillusioned Catholic who is chosen by the voice of God (Alan Rickman as the Metatron) to prevent two fallen angels, Loki (Matt Damon) and Bartleby (Ben Affleck), from re-entering Heaven through a loophole in church doctrine—an act that would undo all of existence. Along the way, she is joined by two unlikely prophets, Jay and Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith), the forgotten 13th apostle Rufus (Chris Rock), and the muse Serendipity (Salma Hayek). As they race against time, they encounter divine intervention, biblical absurdities, and theological debates, leading to a climactic battle that redefines faith and purpose. Filled with sharp wit and controversy, Dogma remains a cult classic for its bold take on religion and spirituality.

About the designer

Luke Johnson

Luke Johnson is a freelance artist based in New York and specializes in creating artwork for the horror genre. Dismay has worked alongside the top horror brands in the world due to his unique talent and ability to tap into the genre to capture the spirit of both modern and classic horror alike, drawing inspiration from Stephen King novels, punk rock, and 80s slasher films. You can find Luke’s artwork featured on several our releases, including Night of the Living Dead, Suspiria, The Void, and more.